House Hunters: No Such Luck

Greg and I have been house hunting for a while now.  It seems to be an endless endeavor that I'm beginning to think will never come to fruition.  We've got jobs, a down payment, and a terrible economy on our side.  But apparently, between the two of us, we are the pickiest people alive.  However, the good news is that to our surprise, we recently spotted ourselves in a TV commercial. 

This is our story...