Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chocoholics Anonymous

You might be a redneck chocoholic if:

  1. You keep chocolate in your vegetable crisper.
  2. You have eaten chocolate during a workout.
  3. You eat it with your breakfast.
  4. You have used it to help swallow down your medicine.
  5. Your mother taught you that chocolate is an essential food group... and you still believe her.
  6. You justify eating dark chocolate because it is "heart healthy."
  7. You shop the after Halloween and Valentines Day "sale isles" for the best deals to stock up on bulk amounts. Chocolate can be frozen, you know.
  8. You have bought chocolate as a gift for a friend... but never gave it.
  9. You have stuck your tongue in a chocolate fountain.
  10. On the last day of school, your student comments, "Mrs. Northen, I will always remember you as the person who won't share her chocolate!"

... uh, or so I've heard.

Feel free to add to the list. :)

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