1. Go to the top of a mountain.
2. Gain as much speed as humanly possible as you ski down the mountain (Calling the Hogs helps with this).
3. Think positive thoughts. You can do this.
4. Propel yourself upward with all your might as you approach the top of a hill.
5. Strike a cool pose for the camera as proof of how much air you got.
6. THIS IS THE MOST CRUCIAL STEP: While in mid-air, point your left ski straight down at the snow.
7. Amaze your friends by landing the jump on both feet... if only for a split-second.
8. Roll forward, and don't worry about that ski.
9. Just go with it... Keep playin' it cool.
10. For the grand finale, roll up into a big ball of snow.
11. Get up and exclaim, "I totally meant to do that!"
12. After your friends are finished laughing, let them clean up after you.
This post is hilarious!! Love the pictures with the narration...and of course, glad Greg is ok! :-)
ReplyDeleteHaha! This is awesome! I didn't know Greg was getting into the YARD SALE business!
ReplyDeleteI'm currently switching between 'Oh my God!' and 'HAHAHAHAAHAHA!' I hope you're okay. That was very funny though.
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