Winter weather is on its way here in Arkansas. I went to the grocery store today and stocked up on all the essentials: meat, eggs, milk, bread, fruit, and chocolate.
I'm not getting stuck in a house during a snow storm with no chocolate to keep me warm. No ma'am. Not this girl.
Then I remembered an old post. I'm not much for re-posts, but this one from June 2009 was just calling my taste buds.
Enjoy!
You might be a redneck chocoholic if:
- You keep chocolate in your vegetable crisper.
- You have eaten chocolate during a workout.
- You eat it with your breakfast.
- You have used it to help swallow down your medicine.
- Your mother taught you that chocolate is an essential food group... and you still believe her.
- You justify eating dark chocolate because it is "heart healthy."
- You shop the after Halloween and Valentines Day "sale isles" for the best deals to stock up on bulk amounts. Chocolate can be frozen, you know.
- You bought chocolate as a gift for a friend... but never gave it.
- You have stuck your tongue in a chocolate fountain. (What? Did I just say that?!)
- On the last day of school, your student, in all seriousness, tells you, "Mrs. Northen, I will always remember you as the teacher who won't share her chocolate."
... uh, or so I've heard.
Feel free to add to the list. :)
Feel free to add to the list. :)
Haha! That list is SO perfect.
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